Which president spent a lot of time in his laundry room?

A: George Wash-a-ton

Guest punner: Joseph's son Thomas.

Mary wins the prize.

Which president vetoed nearly every bill?

A: Richard Nix 'em
Kristopher is correct.

Wednesday 9 June: I didn't think this one was so tricky. Do I have to give a hint?

Taking the week off

Terrible Presidential Puns took the week of Memorial Day off. We'll be back on Monday with another awful pun.

Which president accompanied the Martians to Earth in "War of the Worlds?"

A: Ronald Ray-gun


Tom is first with the correct punchline; Ben and Chris were there with punchlines I wish I'd thought of.


Hint: some of our readers are old enough to have voted for or against this president.

Which president was incapable of telling a lie?

Guest punner: Joseph's son Thomas.

A: Harry S. True-man

David (formerly of 3rd Musser) was first with the correct answer.

Which president could have written for this blog?

A: Groaner Cleveland

Jambo is correct.

Which president invented a popular cocktail?

A: Martini Van Buren

Mary's the winner this week.