Which president's birth surprised Mr. Roper?

A: Andrew, Jack's son

F>Pat is this week's winner. (For a very squishy definition of "week." I will do my best to get back on a weekly schedule.)

Which president spent a lot of time in his laundry room?

A: George Wash-a-ton

Guest punner: Joseph's son Thomas.

Mary wins the prize.

Which president vetoed nearly every bill?

A: Richard Nix 'em
Kristopher is correct.

Wednesday 9 June: I didn't think this one was so tricky. Do I have to give a hint?

Taking the week off

Terrible Presidential Puns took the week of Memorial Day off. We'll be back on Monday with another awful pun.