Which president accompanied the Martians to Earth in "War of the Worlds?"

A: Ronald Ray-gun


Tom is first with the correct punchline; Ben and Chris were there with punchlines I wish I'd thought of.


Hint: some of our readers are old enough to have voted for or against this president.

Which president was incapable of telling a lie?

Guest punner: Joseph's son Thomas.

A: Harry S. True-man

David (formerly of 3rd Musser) was first with the correct answer.

Which president could have written for this blog?

A: Groaner Cleveland

Jambo is correct.

Which president invented a popular cocktail?

A: Martini Van Buren

Mary's the winner this week.